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his favourite drink is the next one
if it wasn't for the olives in the Martini she'd starve to death
he approaches you from several different directions at once
when pink elephants get drunk they see her
it's not true he does nothing but drink - he passes out too
it only takes one drink to get her drunk - she's not sure if its the ninth or the tenth
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